Bruh

Teal blood, INTJ, pansexual female. I guess im doing a sort of homestucky and meme thing, but i will say now that i am kawaii as fuck. My name is Bailey,and Bruce Banner is my husband.

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Remind me to never read about historical bisexuals ever again Me: Hey, cool, this historical figure seems to have swung both ways
Homophobic Historian: THEY WERE STRAIGHT OMFG STOP READING THINGS INTO IT
Gay Historian: SO WHAT IF THEY WERE MARRIED SIX TIMES THEY WERE GAY GAY GAY
Me: But bisexuality exists and isn't that the most sensible thing to assume if we have actual evidence of them having had both male and female lovers?
Homophobic historian: THEY WERE CONFUSED AND IT WAS JUST A PHASE
Gay Historian: LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Me: But Anaïs just wrote about how she wanted to faceplant in this woman's boobs, and Byron jumped from this chick's bed into this boy's pants and then this Mercury guy even self-identified as bisexual--
Homophobic Historian: LIES AND SLANDER
Gay Historian: GAY
Me: For fuck's sake
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finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out


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mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option


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plightofthevalkyries:

Do you ever write a line that just makes you sit back for a second and go

hot damn

I wrote that

that line is so good

if I was a famous writer hipsters would probably get that tattooed on their biceps, that line’s so good


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wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

(Source: reverseracist)


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ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 


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mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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Have you ever seen something that gave you such awfully sad feels, yet still wanted to see more and more content just like it?

the-skeptic-one:

… because I have. 

Fuck your happy day, I’m going to damper the shit out of it with robots. 

You don’t even need the context, just the second panel. Every time.


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