sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
"if men were angels, no government would be necessary" -James Madison, Federalist papers 47.
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
is Danny Davito a meme yet