Homophobic Historian: THEY WERE STRAIGHT OMFG STOP READING THINGS INTO IT
Gay Historian: SO WHAT IF THEY WERE MARRIED SIX TIMES THEY WERE GAY GAY GAY
Me: But bisexuality exists and isn't that the most sensible thing to assume if we have actual evidence of them having had both male and female lovers?
Homophobic historian: THEY WERE CONFUSED AND IT WAS JUST A PHASE
Gay Historian: LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Me: But Anaïs just wrote about how she wanted to faceplant in this woman's boobs, and Byron jumped from this chick's bed into this boy's pants and then this Mercury guy even self-identified as bisexual--
Homophobic Historian: LIES AND SLANDER
Gay Historian: GAY
Me: For fuck's sake
i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out
becoming a demon seems like a good career option
Do you ever write a line that just makes you sit back for a second and go
I wrote that
that line is so good
if I was a famous writer hipsters would probably get that tattooed on their biceps, that line’s so good
honor students cheat more than anybody
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
… because I have.
Fuck your happy day, I’m going to damper the shit out of it with robots.
You don’t even need the context, just the second panel. Every time.